notsmokinjo

Can't you mow ya own lawn?

Well of course he's upset, cos they're doin it wrong...needs to be cut into little pieces...total rookie mistake

True...and not just with family. TNP has been in a hold up

Since when have potatoes been offensive?

How many potato dishes would I need up me sleeve?

But does ya cook get a dish pig or do they have ta do their own? (Just jerried wot a bussie is...in pubs we call the glassies ... But in restraints and cafes the waiters & waitresses are also responsible for clearing the tables)

What kinda bacon?...what's Canadian bacon?... So my bacon options down under are plentiful but I don't get your northern terms. This is bacon If ya cut the round bit off you get the other two main types...short cut (the round bit) and streaky (the long tail but). Do you mean streaky bacon?

I have increasing numbers of white hairs....I'm not even going to start dying...because I had regrowth and it will cost a bomb.

Do ya need to make good boxty?

Dumb and Dumber That's a bad white boy, man

Wonder if Mac needs a bar b1tch who knows all the words to the songs? (Didn't say she could sing)

. So z, ds n Recipe please! Have been buying big Canadian scallops for the kid once a week and looking for something different to do. Will defo give Jill's bacon wrapped pineapple a whirl on the barbie...filipino style pineapple joice pork spare ribs are aeesome on the barbie. Oh any you mob tried a pineapple ring with an egg cracked into the middle on the barbie? Frickin awesome. So @reciprocity I just notice that I didn't set an end date, so off to fix that now....let's give it to this satdee arvo.

Whenever I'm away from the boards I'm paranoid peeps are gunna think I've relapsed...Its not like I don't have form (i threw away a 6+ year quit)....and when i first quit i always figured if i relapsed id just walk away and vanish, may have even said that once....but 2.5 years smoke free...if I suddenly have a total frickin brain fart and smoke, ill be back, cap in hand, baring my soul as i reboot and free myself again. I want to be smoke free. While I might not quite be at the lovin meself stage, I certainly respect myself enough and most of the time like meself enough to want this freedom for myself. I think that's a key difference, I want this for me...not because some other pets o n said I should but because I want it. Everyone wants to quit when they quit but you need to want it for yourself, not for your hubby or the kids or the parents or because the doctor said.

Reading.... smut Watching...tripe Listening to....lots of different things.

What he said

Cos sometimes the boy sings too..

I know I promised a Mac the Knife one and it's coming...this is has been prompted by the passing of Dame Vera Lynn .... Predictions the Brits and t there commonwealth minions will vote Vera... @Boo if he pops in will struggle with wanting to vote for the original and voting for his by Johnny. This song is special for me as it is the last song played before our local dawn service begins each year. SO here are the offerings... 1. Vera Lynn 2. Johnny Cash 3. The Byrds 4. The Australian Army Lancer Band (Cos I have to have an Aussie)

Turnstiles

Tapioca

Altoona C men's team during the 2014 season final...great way to loose the flag, disqualified for fighting. Why do the excel colours on the screen not print on the black n white printer.

Aren't rules meant to be broken?

Crocheting a shopping bag

Nope... well I'm guessing cos I don't eat these flat disks of yuck

Has anyone else clocked how young frickin Usher looks?

Yay @Boo both are exactly right. What's the sport movie where they are German pows and they escape during a soccer game?