notsmokinjo
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Yep here....dreaming of how I'd like to deal with 2020...
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Time gaze at those navels and find out which is the majority on the train.....Is your belly button an inny or is it an outy....polls are secret so you don't have to tells us if you don't won't but at least cast a vote to be counted anonymously. I have added a third option for those freaks of nature who are half in and half out.
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Eating my dinner....mushie soup with some seaweed, carrots, beans and barley...a lot of basil and ginger....6 different types of Mushies.
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Confession: I'm growing to dislike mushrooms....2 months with mushies every day...I'm running out of ways to cook them.
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Oh and the green thing behind him...that's the down pipe that yet again has been ripped off the house....why?? There was severe wind, they go ferral with wind or thunder.
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No Jo....we didn't kill the water snake, dig out the garden or pull the washing off the line....dunno why ya think it was us....(Gun (spelt Garn) and Sarge) And the world biggest baby...Sarge...there was a photo of Gun on his own but he was a bit too excited...
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So here is the sly old girl, Shaddow cos she was all black and is afraid of her own (that Barron patch of dirt was once a pigface and lambs tongue Forrest...until gun took offence to they and rippedcthem to shreds.
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##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
notsmokinjo replied to Tink's topic in Games
In a community you would have a source of protein. In the apocalypse, who's mowing the lawn and weeding the roads? -
^ Feelin a bit defo I can't get that on Spotify down under.
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##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
notsmokinjo replied to Tink's topic in Games
Because people think Boobies are stupid, which I take personal often at cos I'm such a boob. How on earth was s fence supposed to keep rabbits out, would they just burrow under it? -
Is this all getting a bit who's on first?
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Do yous share the big head or the little head?
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Defo eat it. Dontcha think it'd be to sticky to wear?
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Um...Notsmokinjo wot the hell does .... mean
notsmokinjo replied to notsmokinjo's topic in Socializing
The b just sounds better....and affords an extra layer of confusion. -
Is the train driver dead...he just skipped the last 2 stops. Maybe the train driver is a she
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Confession: I'm runnin late fer work cos I accidently punched meself in the nose tying my shoes and had to change out of my bloody clothes and clean up.
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Um...Notsmokinjo wot the hell does .... mean
notsmokinjo replied to notsmokinjo's topic in Socializing
When it's cold enough to freeze ya nipples...as in frozen nipples (fribbles)..so the surf report might be..."pack ya wetty cos she's fribbly today" -
Didn't you know that vegemite is drop bear repellent?
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Don't you want protection from the drop bears?
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Dontcha reckon you should learn to l love vegemite too?
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Standing in the dark waiting for the bus....at least it's not raining but a bit too fribbly.
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Dontcha reckon it'll be an advantage to already know Strine for when we take over the world?
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Do you think as a people we would do that?
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##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
notsmokinjo replied to Tink's topic in Games
Because everyone else in the world is looking for the wrong person....when ya yell Oi Waldo where the bloody hell are ya....he want answer because his name is really Wally. WHY is Waldo called Wally in Australia?? -
Do you think we're lazy? . . Cos verbally we kinda are.
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