notsmokinjo

One is on the surface and a viable repugnance so picking it is a public service the other involves putting a finger in an orifice...something one should never do in public. Why do loud noise farts smell less than silent ones?

Mate I've seen ya menu, how can you claim the boss would buck tradition?

Did ya know the kid likes vegemite on her boxty?

Dunno, but does anyone want to go to work for me today? (I have a permit )

First I wrote that ^....well I wrote a lot of other dribble....then I wrote about 6 months after that that I never saw myself smoking again.... Now, at on the downward slop to my 3 year anni....I have total faith in my quit....and pretty good faith in myself to not self destruct. It gets easier each day until one day you read something you wrote months or years ago and you can't remember the emotions that went with the thought because you have moved beyond that.

Trying to remember where I put the bloody work permit so I can go to work tomorrow and pass a police inspection.

Smiling.....

Oh you wonderful smoke free treasure. Sharing you quit journey has been a highlight of mine. One of the most beautiful transformations I've ever 'seen.

Because variety is the spice of life. Why are there no blue vegetables?

Are you really Irish or just American-Irish?

Do you cater for fat free, vegan, low fiber dietary requirements?

Corry....corrugated iron, aka a tin roof...

First I was think...why did our Doreen have an unopened bottle of wine.. Then I was thinking, yep exploded beer bottles us a summer tradition... And then I remembered one year when the uncles decided to make ginger beer and put it in the roof to ferment, during summer when t h e roof was made of corry...and many of the bottles exploded...grandma could hear strange sounds and thought there was a possum in the roof until the ceiling started dripping ginger beer.

Yes, you get it fr o m your kids. Does your friend have kids?

Was he drunk at the time?

Fascination?....obcession mate, coffee owns my soul...have you not smelled the divine ambrosia that is fresh brewed coffee..... Why do ya say "see ya later" when you don't know when or if you'll see em again.

Nesting bandicootes

Does you "friend" answer back?

Who said their was any ty hing wrong with the Irish?

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First hayfever season post quit (about the 9 month mark for me) I got smashed wit h the worst hayfever of my life except for when pregnant. Let me tell you the year after, so much better. Hardly needed anything. Do you eat pineapple or drink pineapple juice?...try having some rest pineapple, or a glass of unsweetened juice or even rimmed pineapple in natural juice each day...pineapple is a natural antihistamine and if you start having some daily it helps with hayfever. If you are having gv a bad day j just drink some ju i 've a nd it eases the symptoms. Oh and congrats on your quit...that's a great start you have going. Oh and d not forget to vote on your choice f or ty hhe 2020 quit name.

Who knows....can you pull of an accent?

I love to do big NOPEs...but I'm not in t h e right place to do them at the moment and and a small NOPE just feels incomplete...I need to get back my NOPE mojo.

Why do every time I try to do any accent it ends up Irish?