notsmokinjo

8. Hit it against a wall with a cricket stump to improve ya eye hand co-ordination and become as good a batting The Don.... @Sslipydoodah should try this

7. Roll then between ya foot and the floor to help plantar fasciitis / give yaself a good massage.

Should you really be mowing someone else's grass?

aWhat about the grass growing channel ?

Is there anything else on?

Thanks guys for finding some US friendly clips, means heaps to me...anywho really hope these ones work....

Very sad news from the land down under...the wonderful Max Merritt has joined the chips on the otherside....so sad...i had a real to reel tape of him and the meteors that I literally played until it snapped....western union man is one of my all time favourite songs....too sad to listen to it tonight..

6. Carry rose petals down the isle to be drink lk ed by the flower girls

Nope nope nopity nope nope an just in case ya missed the memo....

Davison Plum

6 - build a wall.

9. To clean a candle to prime it so you can paint it. (It's like a fine sad paper...and no I didn't Google this...I've painted many christening candles)

Tipping Little Miss is gunna head to school thinking this is how the nursery rhymes go.... One of my customers little ones headed off to kinder (preschool) and the teacher asked if anyone knew Mary Had A little Lamb...so little will sticks up his hand...the teacher asks him to sing it....he looks at her and says "I can't play guitar yet, I just play drums"

8. Making boxty. (Best way to get the water outa the trades spuds)

That's right blame the retaliator....the poor little quokka was just getting his own back..he was the victim I tell you.

That's a quokka shit...and the little buggers got drop kicked by the drongo zookeeper

MYTH...koalas are cute and cuddle. FACT...they are vicious little buggers, with foul tempers, prone to violence and all have stds. Evidence: Fast forward to 2.50 if you want....the little fella is a quokka, which technically is in the wallaby family.

Sitting here with the tens machine on me shoulder.

@reciprocity and here I was thinking Ryan Reynolds was the Canadian Hemsworth. I dunno I reckon anytime not Canadian played the bieber or Celine card you could just go..."Ryan Reynolds" and rest your case.

^Oh look it's the royal carriage for the Redneck King........

10...feed them to the dog one at a time So what's 10 things you can do with... INSTANT COFFEE

from the great land down under... Tucker Bush Cherry

@Joe7 ... please, if ya out there.... PLEASE check in... even if its just to say, I'm here, I'm OK, I just need some space. We are worried about you. We know Texas has had a hard time with the RONA... please just pop in and pm someone and let them know ya fine. Don't care why you aren't around just worried about you mate and need to know a ok. Look, I'm gunna lay it on the line.... there are some people round here so worried about our mate that we are gunna do the stalker thing and hunt you down. They may have been mention of Scotland Yard and Interpol... so come one, please just put our minds at ease that you are ok. We are really worried now.