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5. Make cauliflour rice

If ya hold in ya farts can it make your colon explode from the pressure?

Don't ya mean Bubble-o Bills?

2. Make boxty. (I'M still tryin to work out wot bungee cords are...i reckon ya mean ocky straps an me dad reckons the only thing they are good for is taking out an eye) Ocky "octopus" straps

8. You can hang ya Chrissy decos on the tree

6. Remove cherry pips

4. Clean the wax from ya ears

All set for Halloween....

9 - wrap it around the base of ya 'stick' to increase its size and prolong its happy state (its an old male stripper trick.....How do t they keep it looking big, they tie it off) (How many blokes just crossed their legs)

Guess what....soup, mushroom ginger miso soup with silken tofu

Watchin me boys in the footy finals....first time in a decade

Oh and this ones for pur lovely @Sazerac ... suse you would have posted this if you weren't up to ya elbows in paint.. Still remember the first time I heard this...it was o me of those songs that made me go w out the he'll is this and where have i been that i didnt know it existed..didn't just hear it, felt it.

More proof of the inate evil nature of Koalas...and yes that really is the sound they make...

What about some Talking Heads....I've been on an Aussie Music bent but got sick a you mob not posting this one..

So there's this river that runs through the heart of Melbourne...called the Yarra..she's kinda brown..but ya see she ale a us has been, they call her the river that runs upside down...its something to do with currents but even when Batman first sailed it he comented on it...dont be hating on my Yarra... An our Australian of the year Mr Archie Roach...

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I'll try logging on at work...the security at my work is insane and lots of stuff gets blocked. Will update you in a few hours.

Fun fact....paul Robeson was t h e first profes dfionak singer to preform at the Sydney Opera House when he gave an improptu performance to the consy r into o n workers building it.

Today is River Appreciation Day....who doesn't love a river....or a themed music challenge...

Didn't when I was 42, didn't when I was 43...and NOPE when I'm 44. Will I smoke today....NOPE Will I smoke ever again...

10. Pop one in a tin of house paint to help mix it when ya shake it....just make sure the lids on tight. A fork....

Hooley Dooley....well bloody done mate.....you are the poster child for never giving up on giving up....despite the tough love which at times was harsh as .... and the pressures of study and a young family...you to did this, you dug deep, you loved and respected yourself enough to beat smoking. Hold your head high. Keeping you and all India in my thoughts at the moment...I know the Rona is hitting you mob hard....just hang in, stay safe and keep the NOPE.