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Many moons ago we took a poll and solved once and for all that the paper in our dunny should only ever be over and not under...but we have yet to solve the second burning toilet question: When you wipe, do you scrunch, fold or roll? As always votes will be anonymous....campaigning in comments is encouraged and endorsed. Make your vote count. While fold and scrunch are self explanatory the roll might confuse some. One rolls a r ridiculous amount of dunny paper around their hand and then wipes.

Best Bond...stole the show as Dr Jones....so sad.

Swooping insurance @Cbdave????

Its a Queensland thing @Doreensfree ... you were just too far south.

Oh yes, I think we have our winner... do you remember how heated the over or under dunny paper pole got?

Defo a NOPE on the day I find out I'm going to be an aunty again... my baby sister is up the duff with a little girl.... due May the Fourth... hope she doesn't call her Leia.

I think those Rankin-Bass chrissy specials just summed up our childhood Christmases. I remember wondering why they would all be mean to the fat fellow and call him the "Burger Master" that was just nasty... lol. Oh if you can find it there is a ripper British kids book called Roger Bandy... about a dog family who adopt a stray human. Any of the Graeme Bass Animalia books... they start just being awesome pictures but as Maddie ages there is the treasure hunt and then there is the code breaking. OH and all kids need to explore science... why not grab a copy of Mr Archimedes' Bath... and teach Maddie all about Archimedes' Principle. It even features a goat.

More Aussies.... oh and there is at least another Acca Dacca song out there... but I don't wanna be greedy

Still on the Aussie bandwagon....

Lets get this music fest of the creepy off to a start with an Aussie contribution..... and here is the one I bet you all thought I would post....

Oh I know.... When you order a steak (or giant grilled mushroom) do you have chips and salad or do you for the veggies? ... or How should your steak be cooked...blue, rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, well or cremated?

Shouldn't I be asking why you aren't?

Would you rather fight 10 rabbit sized horses or 1 horse sized rabbit?

2. Build a chair fort.

Its been a while hasn't it?

It must be hard to come from one of the other Aussie states... I mean, we are the smallest on the mainland and all out elite footy players (regardless of code) have had to live out of hotel rooms for months away from their relos.... and you still can't beat us in the grand finals... Carn the might V!! Hmm only @Cbdave will get this... although the rest of you mob might now realise why Victorian's are the least liked of all the states.. its cos noone else is as good as us.

Did someone say poll?

It's not grand final day without....

NOT Available in my country but found a track I could hear on Spotify.. I get it.

Crying watching Mike Brady sing Up There Cazaly to an empty MCG.

But do they still pay ya?