notsmokinjo

Yeah nah Melbourne just got blown away. But right now I'm trying to convince the work mates that this cake is edible.... They said bring something for Halloween morning tea....

4. Christmas presents (hiding from the kid)

3. Flares

7. Fresh Vegies

Waiting on the apple cupcakes to cool so I can fill them with dulche de leche, dip in melted butter, then Cinnamon sugar and contemplating uf they need some cream cheese icing too? Wednesday meeting day and my turn to do the snacks.... been up since sparrow's baking bickies and chopping fricken carrot, celery and capsicum sticks to go with last night's humus that I made and me good ol French onion dip. Hopefully the fruckers are too busy stuffing their faces to talk much and we can get outta there quick.

It gets easier, every day, just doesn't seem it at the time. The thing is we aren't bullshitting about it, cos if we were it's not like you wouldn't work it out eventually...it's all true, it gets easier, it becomes not even a passing thought....how do I know, because I'm living the dream. So here's my take, nicotine reprograms your brain, for fricking years, your conscience knows you have quit, you intelligence is screaming we made the decision why are we still craving this crap....but those nicotine receptors in your brain took a long time to get wired....you have to give them a bit of time to get rewired...until then they will from time to time rear their ugly head and manipulate your thinking and emotions to get the hit they need. But it gets easier.... those shit times get further and further apart until voila....no more smoking thoughts... And thing is you will stop one day and think, I can't remember the last time I thought hmm I'd really like a gasper. Did you smoke, NOPE, so don't be so hard on yourself, you're not wading through a river of shit, you're holding your head high in victory while you sit on the beach at Zihuatanejo.

That's about it... although I'm driving the keyboard to schedule the repos. Naughty people wanna hire the dunnies but don't wanna pay the bills....they a get a warning or 2...then we come take the dunny back, and hope there's noone still in it.

I'm with the worm... it's a NOPE from me.

Right now.... repossessing Dunnies.

-12 -1 ... yep still can't do that yucky number.

Because they like to dance with the devil in the pale moon light. Why do they call the centre of a cricket ground the pitch when you don't pitch in cricket you bowl?

Ok...here's my guilty pleasure...

Ok...so growing up in Straya during the 80's meant 2 things .... on a Satdee, if you were inside, your telly would give a Tarzan movie on Chanel 9, then if ya flicked over to 7 you'd get at least 1 Elvis movie and possibly a ma n pa kettle or a John Wayne....sundee arvo was Shirley Temple time.

Nope.

-11

-9

NOPE

Ok...So I've bin investigatin.....an I can get these from the Indian grocer....so then I did some huntin....how exactly are they friend cos way to many variations? A.... Or B.... Why??....cos I reckon I'll have a go at it.

So I was gunna cook me some biscuits an gravy tomorrow...yeah nah, it's gunna be 70+ in the morning...so with the cool change d u e Sundee I'll be cooking it then.

(Thanks Jill, your good for the ego, might wanna rewind 8 years) 8. To tie up long hair in a bun.

9. Use them to make a sand pit in a kiddie park (playground)....bonus points for guessing the year.

6.. Make a lovely swan planter.

4. Make a pair of treads..the best shoes ever, well after thongs...

Well I've heard it has a lubricating effect on a certain body part but technically you'd still b e using it on ya hand. Are we sure mother nature isn't really a psycho path, have You not seen the a Australian fauna and flora?

Oright hears one I actually did.... 10. Nail it to the fence to create a strike zone to practice pitching at...if it gets inside the basket it's defo in the zone. So what's 10 things you can do with old car tires.