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Yeah nah we have egg in a hole here too but we call them toad in a hole or even just toadies (but since I met Doreen we've been saying egg toasties).....I was just marvelling that anyone would have left overs to use glad wrap on....besides left over fried egg ain't much chop....lol Oops... 4. Wrap around your rolling pin so the dough your rolling doesn't stick.

What are these leftovers you speak off? 2. To cover the dunny bowl to prank others.

9. Play the egg tossing game to practice soft hands.

7. Poke holes in each end, blow all the goo out then carve pretty pictures into them to make decorates...looks grouse on emu eggs.

4. Mix the yolks with colour pigment to make tempera paint.

Oodie...over sized hoodie going almost to your knees made from a chenille blanket and lined with Sherpa fleece...so basically a giant hoodieade outa a doona. Tens machine... infratense machine...little sticky pads you stick on your body connected to a machine that sends buzzy electricity through your muscles. Supposedly it's like a massage and heals/relaxes your body but I suspect it just makes you twitch and look odd. I was glad my team didn't make finals to win a medal because I was so broken I had no more games left in me.

The Thunder box is usually reserved for an outside dunny, often in a tin shed. There is also the shitter, the pisser, the crapper, the Pot, the lav, the office and then if you wanna go all fancy pants and lardy-dah like you have... The powder room, the lavatory, the facilities or the amenities.

6. Always take the time to say goodbye, you never know when it's the last chance you'll get.

Oright I got ya covered... I tend to call it the dunny like most of me compatriots but I've also heard it referred to as the loo, the bogs, the thunderbox, the pollies swimming pool (pollies are politicians)...any of those tickle ya fancy?

2. Make a pav. PAVLOVA - Lovely Aussie dessert the kiwi's try to say they invented...it can be dressed with fruit or peppermint crisp.

Day 3 of State Softball Masters Championships.... sitting in my oodie with 2 different tens machines on different body parts glad we didn't make a meddle game.

10. Clean your cleats after a game. Hmm.... 10 things to do with an egg....

5... create a hair effect when doing a painting.

2. Don't smoke (I can cross 4 of those bucket list items off my list)

G'day you mob...so a little bird twitted that it's fishing and boating week in the USA..... I got that covered for ya with the Wilcannia Mob... and now I kinda wanna go fishing for bream and grill it up with some mango pickle

Yeah nah you use them to push diwn the little air valvey thingy in the tire so they go flat, works better with a match stick but if ya snap a toothpick in half bobs ya uncle, the air goes hiss and the tire goes flat...or so I've been told

8. Studying 8 things most people have on their bucket lists....

2. Let the air outta someone's back tires in the racks at school when they piss you off.

6 years!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just wanted to say thank you for quitting and lighting my way and dragging my rather large ar53 to the lido deck. You have been and very much still are the guiding light and supporting hand to many newbies on their journey to freedom. You were the first person to reach out to a me when I quit with not only support but friendship and you are someone I consider my true friend. I don't think you realise how important and significant you and your quot are. I mean you gifted the world the Jillar air cigarette... I tool I still use from time to time. You give so much of yourself to all your fellow quitters, you have our backs, you prop us up, you guide, you hold the mirror, and you do it all while bringing a smile to our faces. So sure, well done, congrats, wot a bloody ripper of a quit...but above all that, thank you, thank you, thank you for never giving up on your quit or any of ours.

VALE.

Heading east to a polling booth to hand out how to vote cards. In Australia, we have our elections on Saturday because we use the school halls as polling booths and it's compulsory to vote (fines if you don't vote) so Saturday works best. Bonus, the school can have a sausage sizzle and cake stall to raise money.

Right now I am queueing to vote. Then I'll be getting a democracy snag for the kid.

7. The eskys (coolers, chilly bins)

1. Style your hair into a trendy, messy bun. So this is a ring in answer from my Dad.... 2. Touch up the pumpkin flowers to pollinate them incase there aren't any bees....works fir the peaches, apples and lemons too...just need a different brush for each. (He really does this...every year...well to the pumpkins at least)