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Okay beginning to scrape the barrell 1. I have been in a news story in the local paper 2. My brother has been in a news story in the local paper 3. My daughter has been in a news story in the local paper

I can take precisely zero credit for that because I believed 2 was the lie but accidentally picked 1. Guess I'm just a lucky SOB! So now to try to work out another 3 ... bear with me.

Okay then I go 1, cos 2 sounds like a real lack of foresight and I wouldn't believe that of you Weegie

Jillar, this must be up your street. Come on pep talk, this one is yours all the way! Focus, channel the inner Weegie!

We've got 30 packs of large parma violets at the moment, just so I can have my favourite milkshakes. Raspberry ripple mousses

Weegie's come to play and nailed it first time. Yep, we've only been back there twice.

I would be seriously impressed if you could manage too naughty. There's been some fruity stuff already, but I am much more innocent than that, so Parma Violets

Okay so we've had Stag do and wedding, now getting on to the juicy bit, the honeymoon 1. We went really exotic and had 2 weeks in Cornwall. 2. We've been back to our honeymoon location 3 times since. 3. As newlyweds we beat off all competition and won the Mr & Mrs competition (obviously couples stop listening to one another after 5 years or so)

Don't we just want our scottish peeps to lead us on a vodka raid?

You believe that our systems are truly democratic?

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You think this is a democracy?

3

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And as so often is the case, it is Sherlock Fluffy again who has deduced that 3 is the big fat lie! Over to you.

Okay wedding day. For those of a nervous disposition it may be best you look away now. You look it's your own fault, don't say I didn't warn you!

I think so, so keep the noise down please 1 is a lie. No stripper at all on my stag night. 2 and 3, yep was living with my wife at her parents at the time, I passed out in the street probably about half a mile away. Pissed best man wandered up there to get some help, threw up on the doorstep and out came the search party. In the meantime local police had picked me up and ferried me back home, so I was passed out in bed while the search party panicked. All of this of course before mobile phones.

You do have to remember I was married at 19.

Okay then not sure if I really ended up with 3 or fluffy did, but to keep the ball rolling. 1. On my stag night the stripper was old enough to be my mother. 2. On my stag night my best man threw up on my future in-laws doorstep. 3. On my stag night I got a lift home from the local constabulary.

Welcome on board Beaglelover, good to have you here.

If we're all in first class, I'd hate to see what second class looks like.