Sslip
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Don't forget the prawn crackers will you Joe? And have a very good evening!
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I bet it was sensible in your teenage years though wasn't it Joe?
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Oh dear, I guess that's why I never became a big drinker then. A hangover on sweet sherry at christmas at 9 years old is not a great introduction is it?
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I guess it depends on your age? When did you first get drunk with accompanying hangover?
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Do you know that's the first drink I ever got drunk on? (not your nan's obviously, I'm sure she wasn't drinking sherry at the time)
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Claude So what's being served at Bar Weegie tonight?
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I did persuade my wife (against her better judgement) that we should give our son the middle name ozade because of a legendary Brazilian footballer. Luckily for Luke I didn't follow through with it. What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head?
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Not heard this one, what do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
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What do you call a man with a car on his head?
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You tell them better than anyone else. When you carry on would you like me to pretend I don't know them?
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Matt? Have you done any stints at a comedy club Weegie?
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I love bad jokes and I'm liking the way you tell them. Have you got any more?
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Are you cutting off its nose?
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Do you know many pineapple jokes Weegie?
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We have too few pineapple discussions don't we?
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Suck it up and see the bloody mess afterwards Blister : Pop it and rip the skin off or wait for it to tear itself?
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Are you quoting Spike? Why did he fancy Buffy so much?
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That or sometimes other discussion about green figures?
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What you mean you have to use your index finger to pick your nose?
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