And, to redirect, I'll even tell you about when I peed my pants at lazer tag.
I'll just start with I ate my weight in sushi that day before we went. We got to lazer tag and it was unusually busy. We finally got our game times and didn't have time to "relax" before really.
Get our vest and gun, the lights go dim, the 3...2...I start feeling the fish farts bubbling. Great.
I play anyway, just figuring I can release the pressure as we play and noone will know it was me (in a dark room and all)
I'm in the maze area just letting my fish farts loose, feeling good, nobody is shooting me...
"MOM! YOU FARTED! GROSS!" (My dear son has been following me)
That place got so quiet you could hear a squirrel's fishy farts.
In the dark, I hear my husband blurt out a laugh and the snort as he tried to suck it back in.
"YOU'RE GROSS MOM!"
*shoots me in the back 10 times*
After the game, you go back to a very well lit room to turn in your stuff and I'm already way passed embarrassed because now the stinky lady has a face...my husband and son get there and my husband is laughing so hard. I'm embarrassed enough that I start getting the giggles too. Can't stop; I immediately cross my legs (I've had 4 kids so bladder control is about 50% on a good day)
He finally gets out"Did you shit your pants?" This makes me even MORE embarrassed so I'm laughing harder...I'm trying to waddle to the door because I can feel it coming. At this point, I can't hold it, can't make it to the bathroom...I'm literally peeing my pants in front of 10 church youth kids.
I couldn't stop the flow, it felt too good.
I just ran out the front door.
Husband and son came out 5 mins later and asked if they could play one more round.
You know it, standing up at the booth p*ussy chip in the air!