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G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, Take 40 different medications that Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia ... Have poor circulation; Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

My wife and I went out to the county fair in Texas last month, and one of the first barns we wandered into was the prize bull exhibit. We stopped at the first stall and saw a big sign that read, THIS BULL BRED 52 TIMES LAST YEAR. My wife nudged me with a grin and said, Fifty-two times? Thats once a week, like clockwork. We moved along to the next stall where another sign read, THIS BULL BRED 156 TIMES LAST YEAR. She poked me a little harder and said, Three times a week! You might want to take notes. At the last stall, the sign was in big bold letters, THIS BULL BRED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR. She was so excited she nearly cracked a rib and said, That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one. I smiled and said, Why dont you ask him if it was with the same old heifer every time? My condition has improved from critical to stable, and with a little rest and ice packs, I should make a full recovery.

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Gday Well now you’ve really gone and done it. Hope you happy with yourself! You should be …. congratulations is definitly in order here!

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever theres my house …. The one with the red tercotta roof

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Gday You see that smoker a respectable distant. You see there checks hollow out as they suck them down. Those first couple it’s hard to tell if they are inhaling or exhaling or perhaps both at the same time like a trumpet player. I used to slipstream the smoke. Yes I was guilty that I enjoyed the smell. Afraid the nicotine addict was just bellow the surface. Now it’s firmly stuck in my mind that the smoke has already gone through another persons lung. Doesn’t sound very nice cause it’s not. It certainly kills any appeal that’s for sure. Now matches they are different. I’m not ashamed to say I Love the smell of a freshly struck match……Mmmm….Mmmm. If there’s grills BBQs to be lite it’s got to be a match. Nothing to do with smoking cigarettes Everything to do with that primitive flame loving side of me. Love Smoke. Beef lamb pork, Cheese…. Don’t get me started

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Gday Beasel Realy…. Is this true? Has it been 9 years Congratulations

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever