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No not always..... it’s a public holiday in Aus

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!

G’day Called them chit chats for as long as I can remember cause of that noise. Little beggars get caught in the screen door when it closes. What is that smell? yep another job for Chris. Seems my lot in life is to dispose of anything dead and the spring loaded screen door closer means a paint scraper is required! I quite like having them around they certainly can clean up some insects attracted by the light on the back verandah. They seam to stick upside down on any surface easily. They are not infallible thought. They have been known to miss their footing when doing the double decker gecko passion tango. The dog used to sleep with one eye open waiting for a passionate pair to drop from the heavens. Happened every now and then but the dog had always fallen asleep by then.....waiting....

G’day NOPE .... not happening especially on Straya Day

Gday Im Chris 4 years quit and determined to stay that way! nothing much to report on and frankly like to keep this year dull, uneventful and boringly heathy.

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!

G’day Lived for years in the Nth of Sydney which is funnel web central. You have to approach them with a bit of common sense. They are a bug. They live on the ground. Everything tries to either eat them or tread on them so they hide. You just don’t leave anything on the floor. Children just have to learn no to leave thier cloths or towels or shoes on the floor or else the spiders will get you. Works ....great motivator spiders. Must admit can’t put a shoe on these days without shaking it out. Like I said they are just a bug. Can’t take out a bear or tiger or lion with a can of insect spray can you but my wife can dispatch one of these buggers with ease. Takes about 1/2 a can and the poor beggars die of frost bite from the propellant evaporating long before the poison kills them. Dogs and cats don’t react to the venom like humans. My animals had a grand time stir one up and it will have a go at you..... they had a ball till the legs fell off their new toy. So my job was easy just pick up the leg less or 1/2 frozen carcasses for disposal.

G’day NOPE cause it’s friday

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!

G’day NOPE NOPE NOPE

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!

G’day bushfire humour got it from the convict side

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!

G’day 125mm last night.... 5 inches. Lotsa places out west got some rains as well but not all. Not drought breaking but you got to start somewhere....

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!

G’day Got blocked carotid arteries. Caused a series of “TIAs” so called mini strokes. None of the usual boxes are ticked except (ex) smoker and over 60 (just). Shit! I’m an ex smoker and this still happens! They unblock one side surgically. Next Stoke lands me in the major stroke ward. Pretty scared I spend my time trying to remember who’s the current prime minister and what date is it. Theres not much sleep to be had and apparently I was there for 2 days but it seemed like overnight. I walk out but 2 got out with blankets over their heads. I survived but others didn’t. I was a 3 year non smoker. That was my mantra. I kept telling them I gave up 10th oct 2015. Who gives a shit what date it was that day. I survived cause I’d given the smokes away. Gave me the edge. Had to earn the right (sensibly) to drive again. Was able to keep working part time. Just. That was a year ago. Still can’t remember much from that time but I’m still here. And happy to be that non smoker! Yep happy to give myself that title. Not One Puff Ever Chris

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!

G’day Amazing what a bit of rain can do. pic is the block that burnt and got my brother evacuated from his work. The green looks pretty cool on the black trunks. so Australia is again open for business and I promise the Great Barrier Reef didn’t burn

G’day The “bin chicken” is actually the royal ibis from Egypt. We even except birds as refugees .... bloody refos

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!

G’day Good on ya!

Gday NOPE the way to start the day