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Jesus wept!!! Enough muckn about. I’ll fire the first shot across the bow. Breakfast. Keep it simple. A freshly egg layer this morning at dawn. Yes I’ve got chooks. Poached in the microwave and onto a warm unbuttered toasted English crumpet. Cut through and watch the warm yolk run into those holes! Salt cracked black pepper and consume

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required

Gday An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to AUSTRALIA to see if Australians had the same phone. He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?" The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Australia now, son - it's a local call".

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G’day Congrates.... You Sooo deserve this.... Give yourself a bloody Well Done! regards Chris

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required

Not One Puff Ever......

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G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required

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G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required

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G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!)

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!)

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min Hour Day as required!)