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Kate Keep going one minute hour day at a time.

Excellent work Congratulations.

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Hi Congratulations on 2 months.

Well done sslip. Congratulations.

Hi Hangover Welcome glad you found us lotsa QSMB here the natives are friendly to.

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Steve You got the right idea its not worth smoking just one or you will have to go through week 1 again Never forget we are all one puff away from a pack a day..

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Australian queue v English queue can u tell which is which.

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Hi Jo Stick with us at least you know were on your side to quit smoking.

Boo 2 years is awesome. Congratulations on your success and thanks for your continuing support of others here.

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Me too. Don't forget kids have to wind up their parents. Its their job.

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· FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;...... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!!