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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;......
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

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Hi NS

Smoking wont help with precocious kids,

Don't forget it wont be many years before she will have to look after you when your an old lady. .

Ive just had a knee replacement heres the x ray.

LOL

Congrats still

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18 cavalrys here

Hi Jordan many congratulations I hope you weren't too depressed for missing your anniversary.

Hi Jordan

Many Congrats for 3 years.

I'm glad you found us what kept you did you get trapped in the wreckage of qsmb ?

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Mollie

Well done Congratulations on 11 months.

Sparkzzz

Well Done

Congratulations.

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hi andy

bus is moovin again

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hi oops

ns 2

me 3

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19 cos joe will add one before I get it posted

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