Wee fluffy me

Skelping somebody in the face with the door.....

Herring .. in a tin can... mmmmmmmm Not sure .. anybody know of we have ??

Kippers Jillar... really..?

Nice one chickeedees.. -1

And out came man flu.. I put in a hot water bottle

A word.... I want their f****n fingers and toes broken one by one.. after they have been dislocated that is..

Oh fur fudge sake..... Just seen this and realised I didn't put a fudgin lie...!!!! Must have been cos I was Sooooooo excited to win.... 1 .. true my son wa3 3 and he ran through the water fell down the hole and got shot back out with the pressure of the water and many hands grabbing him..!! (And the mother of the year award goes to.......) 2. True.. it explains itself .. good for a flood bad for a tsunami... 3. True.. that's how many steps I had done to that point.. So.. it's a free for all.. fight(quietly cos I've had all the shrieking i can take for 1 day!!) amongst yourselves

Oh FFS..i'm gonna end up losing my job here..seriously ... I kid you not..... Oh my fkn gawd... some people you would gladly do time for pannin their melt right f***in in I'm to long in the tooth for this shit and so is the person dishin it out.. !!!!!

It's Thursday it's NOPE...

The latter... I am as pure as the driven snow.. You're amazed right.. but close your mouth.. it's rude to dribble and stare .

Ya belter.... at last... 1. When my oldest son was wee I lost him in an open (spraying) water hydrant 2. I live at the top of a the highest hill way down low in a valley.. 3. I have taken 14278 steps so far today Ok.. Dafty allert... I thought I posted this half an hr ago

I have nothing to confess.....

Can't believe this was out in 1984.. where have all the years gone

Stint

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Need other drugs

I'm confusing myself.. keep wondering who this new person posting is, only to find it's me..!! Stupid profile pic.. gonna go back to my 'I see all' eye.. numpty..!!

If you haven't seen it then you don't know what your missing..

And out came George Michael.. I put in a box of black magic

Welcome Cosmos, jump in, you'll love it here, we are a great bunch and don't bite (Well most of us don't)... Looking forward to getting to know you

Yep.. I thought it was my lack of caffeine that I couldn't find them.. but ive checked back 4 pages .. but sorry slippy life's to short... So I'm with Jillar on this cos who couldn't fall in love with huskies.. if that is in fact what they are.. HAUD THE BUS....I've decided to opt for 3.. so that we all different and for all i know Katie's pooch could be a stunner..

Awwww.. I can only find Jo's.. ... I'm tired and hungry (not really hungry but keep stuffing my face anyway) So haud fire until I've got my hands on a cup of coffee.. Pleeeeeeeezzzzzzzeeeeee

beazel.... OMG...OMG.WhoopWhoopeeedoooo.. BIG..BIG congratulations on reaching a MAHOOOOOSIVE 1 year ya auld pharte hope you party in style on the lido deck.. You are a great support and I am thankful to sharing this journey with you my furry friend..

Where do I see these puppies before i give an answer...

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