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Yep I do believe @barry would be the ideal nappy changing choice... Shall we vote on it..?? Hands up for Barry ?

Bike

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Zhu Zhu pets ( would have put a pic but I'm not allowed..?)

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Oh did I not tell you @notsmokinjo .. I don't do nappies either ? I think you should toss for it between you, doesn't that sound good..?

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And out came a sack of sh?t I put in an old wire coat hanger

King prawn noodles

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No ham, pea and ham soup....

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Excellent @despair not think that's us covered everything.. !! ?

Ok I've finally found something to confess I hate other people's children... Hell, I don't even think I like my own?????????????????

OOOOOOoooooowww. That has a nice ring to it @Sslip... "The United States of Scotland " dontcha think.. ??? Now, how shall we let the people decide..? Oooowww I know... Let's have a referendum, they always turn out so well and we haven't had one in such a long time... ? Right Slippy, you do the posters I'll make the ballot papers...???

Just what are we playing 2 &1 or 1 &2.. I'm so confused....??

I mean this one.. not the one where the sun shines out of your bum...

Is this an Englandshire poem you speak of .. ?? Pray do tell sir..??

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