Wee fluffy me

I have nothing to add so I'll just sit here quietly and listen, if that's ok?

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Plains, Trains and Automobiles

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah.... I just found out Scotland have a cricket team... Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahah....

Trousers

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Right

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^^^ yep count me in.. I could eat a scabby dug....!! Ultimate Salted Caramel .... wait for it...... doughnut ...? You're welcome ?

And out came a pirate I put in a palm tree

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Nah, think you'll be fine slippy, it's just too silly to be false... ?

I luv creme eggs but my favorite Easter egg is Buttons ?????????

Yay.. we have a winner.. give me a minute...?

It's orange......

Nutty Chocolatta doughnut ?

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What did I miss.. what did I miss..?????? 1.. I have 31 Easter eggs in so far.. 2.. I only have 7 Easter eggs in.. 3.. My favorite Easter egg is a Creme Egg egg

Nope.. got false ones so I could keep eating them.. hahah and Soooooo glad to be back keeping my eye on everyone..? Right we'll have to do it again then won't we wooòooow

Hahahaha... Ya both wrong .. why the hell would I get my eyebrows tattooed...!!! No way I could put contact lenses in.. finger... glass... eye... do one..!! So yes I do have false teeth.. Haud the bus.. I know what your thinking.. Oooww it's wee gumsy me ..!! I don't plonk them in a glass at bedtime I have 2 stuck to my real teeth due to all my sweety eating as a kid and me being a big bloody chicken...!! Jo, yeah, I did my research on my lie. Feathering is better than solid block tattoo as it looks like wee strands of hair...?

No @notsmokinjo the Easter Bunny is coming on Sunday so ya better get yer arse oot there and get some eggs piggin chocolate eggs or the bunny won't be happy but the pig will cos they always happy especially when they in s.....!! Anyhoo the chicken is confused and wondering if it should cross the road or not... And all this because you my dear Jo have upset the natural order of things by not buying any eggs.... What have you got to say for yourself..???

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Okeydokey, finally come up with something...... And so nobody cheats, I have removed my pic..? And look at the flippin colour it has given me.. Bloody pea soup green.. It's horrible, horrible I say...? 1.. I mostly wear contact lenses.. 2.. My eyebrows are feather tattooed on.. 3.. I have false teeth..

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