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Fleece Sheep

For whom the bell tolls..

Fankle (not slang it's a proper Scots word but I love it so much so I'm using it ?) You're in a right fankle there ....or Calm doon don't get your knickers in a fankle..

Spunky Rabbit

-14

Dinger = going mental Yi better hide, that's maws best cup you broke she's gonna da her dinger I'm sure I no longer need to translate as you are all fluent in weegie by now..?

-12

-12

Blootered = leggless, pished, drunk

Yonks = ages ago Oh how yi dain? a've no seen yi fur pure yonks Oh how are you doing? I have not seen you in ever such a long time.

Wallies - false teeth (a is pronounces as a for apple) C'mon let me hear you all say it ..... wallies Granny where did yi put yer wallies

1.. gag... 2.. boke.. 3.. hard core Damn.. how can I find a lie they all lies surely....?? Ok I go with 2 is lie cos personally i can stomach coffee mate even though it is nothing like real milk and gives me heartburn and black coffee is doable though never been desperate enough to need to.. but evaporated milk that is just wrong on SOooooooo many levels.....

Ok sitting here with burnt fingers as I am using shitty heated curlers to practice curling my daughter's hair as she wants "beach waves" for school tomorrow.. now here in lies the problem beach hair to me is a big bunnet of frizz cos that's what always happened to mine at the beach.. hahahahahahah

Less type n more think mister.....

I say 3 is the lie cos that's the number that just jumped out of my porridge (yes porridge for lunch)

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Travis.... what? Stop shaking your head.. I am playing by the rules...That was the first thing that came in to my head..?

Sermon

@notsmokinjo is S after R in your alphabet ??

Rammy = fight There wis a stair heid rammy.. There was a fight at the top of the stairs

I'm a Jo sandwich...?

Piss up = same as above ? Ooopps ladies first....

^^^^ Haha I love it, I've no heard that in sooooo many years, since I moved back up the road?