Wee fluffy me

Awwwww Jo that's pure sh*te news to get but at least you know what you are dealing with and have options but no caffeine Jo sheesh if you can do that one you are a true warrior ? Now I missed the memo on what the heck a timtam is ... I tried to Google it looks like KitKat only we don't have fabulous fillings... But we now have these.. They look gooey and yummy.. They not, they're sh*te, no goo to be had and salted caramel my ar*e ? Can I say how crap they are, I bought this box on Friday and it's now Wednesday....

Thank you slippy, I have a stale one sitting here, the last one I bought and didn't eat... It's not went mouldy yet, due to the amount of sugar in it I would presume!

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Rider (It's a flim people it's a film)

Sh*te... just realised... I am heavier than what you would be at your ideal ....!!!! Gawd damn they doughnuts they have been sent with love from the devil himself ? 2 friggin stone worth of doughnuts...!!!!

Down time

Hellooo peeps who wants to play with me..???????

Lover (It's a song people , it's a song)

^^^ ? it's a bit early in the morn for that kinda talk young man....!! Off button....

Am I the only one here then........ Hellloooooooooooooo..... issssss therrrrreeeee anybbboooddddyyyyy ouuuuttttttt therrrrrrreeeeeee?????? I'm offy lonely and no feeling the luv peeps...???

Unlike you @Sslippy, I can multitask and play game and make the weans dinner at same time but last night I just chose not too..? I my dear friends have self control in abundance it's been 8 days,7hrs, 45m, 25s and 14 ms since my last doughnut (and apparently I'm still walking it off)... see self control ?

NOPE... now where's my sun.....?

Mmmmmmmm... I think Jo is bang on the money there ? Yep 1 sounds very plausible, very plausible indeed.. (not that I'm saying you were carrying any extra luggage before you quit right enough) Yep 2 sounds true too cos for some reason my legs or I should say leg muscles don't work as well as they did before I quit? So I have to pick between those 2....mmmmmmmmmm Ok I'll say the runner up lie is 1... !!!!

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Gas

-1 Great job ladies..??

Thank you my dearest @notsmokinjo for pointing out that nagging rights have been revoked because of @Sslippy's pure numptiness or even totall diddyness ??

Yawning...

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Who's Robbie Burns

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