Wee fluffy me

See x

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Tiny Tim Tears

Is this a trick question..?

Shy

Oooww is he your cousin?

Si x

No ... only the ones you used to win at the carnival You pulling ma leg slippy..? Geez Jillar you're one smart cookie, who do you take after ?

6

Exotic dancer icelolly (don't scratch your heads... a solero is exotic, it says on the packet..?)

Rule (damn I got that stupid pompous song in my head now and for some reason it's Boris Johnson singing it..!!)

7

Is anybody else reading that and thinking how the heck do you stuff a goldfish when they only the size of tour pinkie.??

-8 No ....that's a super soaker.. I used a super sooker....

I don't think she knows cos when the OCD eased up she stopped keeping track of numbers .. Am I right Jillar..?

-8 NOPE I got a mahoosive pool for kids and it's took a day and a half to fill now my neighbour has a holly tree that drops all its jaggies in my garden and there is no way I'm letting 1 of those near all my hard work... so hoover I did.. but not with a hoover hoover I used a super sooker...?

-6 Good timing.. I'm off to hoover the grass..?

Well that will be thanks for me....!!

Sounds good but a whole hour later when you still haven't fallen asleep and your faffin about for the cold bit of the sheet only to find there isn't any cos your darling husband has sweated it all up... then you lie there in a rage for the next 2 hours flip flopping on your inch and a half of the mattress.. NOW don't you think it's a lot of work for so little pleasure..???????????? (My rage may not have quite passed by yet)

Aha -5

It sounds like so much effort for so little pleasure ?

No sir I beg to differ.. -4

Yeah but how does it stay cool ??

-3 Doesith sir not realise it was meant to be blond... it's all gone horribly wrong..!!