Wee fluffy me

4 That's it, positivity all round..

Let's do the time warp again Again

6 Good stuff.. My weekend was relaxed, well as relaxed as it can be with my lot ?

Kitty litter

Morn Tammy, how's you this day ?

^^ Oooww same here Jo Jammy.. Ooow you're a jammy git gettin the last choccy biccy..!! Ooow you are such a lucky person getting the last chocolate biscuit..!!

National protocol

Going down..... 10

This time next year we'll be a millionaires ?

Weans... fluffin weans...

1 My eyes.. my eyes I say...

Glad you found her .. ? Would it impress you if I said I was..?

1 Good stuff

3 I'm makin chilli sauce and it's burnin the back of ma throat...!!

2 I'm trying to get the day off work for a proper celebration... Hi Nancy, how's you ?

4 Oh my .. I know .. can't believe it I'm really quite excited..

Is she doon gettin the messages.?

3 Good morn G? How's you ?

On the wings of a dove - Madness So what happens now?

Did i say anything was wrong with that ?

3 Yep I hear ya bakon

(Ooow wait for me... wait for me, I luvs me a good thrust ) But it's the pelvic thrust You

Gnats

2 Hellooo Joe, no worries and hands down I'm at the end of my rope with her..?

Isn't that stereotyping Weegie..?