Doreensfree
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Congratulations and welcome to the Lido Jayhawk....grab a drink at the bar....take a seat and enjoy the view... While you think of what fabulous reward you are going to give yourself ,for all your hard work ...
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Had trouble getting a cruise ship cake too....this will have to do !!!
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In such short notice ...this is the only captain I could find !!!!
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Paddy and Mick are walking home after a night on the town. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot. Paddy has a brainwave and says to Mick "Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police". Mick duly breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Paddy is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Paddy sticks his head around the door and sees Mick running from bus to bus and looking very worried. "What the hell are you doing Mick, get a move on!" to which Mick replies "I can't find a number 7 anywhere Paddy" whereupon Paddy, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts "You idiot Mick, steal a number 9 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!".Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!" He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down and shouts "I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!" Murphy watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts "Paddy you're mad, go home" So he leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well. "Where the hell are you going?" asks the Foreman. "I can't work in the friggin' dark!" says Murphy.NOPE....I don't smoke thank you !!!!6...Andy....go sit in the sun with a cool beer ...Doreensfree replied to Whispers's topic in Discussion: Vaping & Juuling - Another Generation At RiskI saw a small queue this morning ,outside a vape shop...Wow.....Oh !!!!....this is interesting ....lol.....do we need a poll ????Wow !!!.a Quake .... hope everyone is OK here...Crazy weather P !!!!....for sure ..."It's hotter than two rats f***ing in a wool sock." Hilerious .... I'll be ready to take my rightful place ,in the front of our canoe....holding on to the lunch box ....Come and tell how your doing Michelle ...!!!!It's a good day 4 th July and Kdad is back ...and I say NOPE !!!!....perfect .!!!!....I wish you well on your journey H !!!! When your ready ,we will be here ....Hey !!! Try Qi Gong ....it's a great way to unwind ....I do it every day ....Chinese Art of relaxation...carnt hurt to try something new...follow it on you tube !!!We do have a swear thread in the Off the Record...sometimes it's good to unload ,as long as it doesn't hurt anyone ...
