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Don't sound good. Only thing I like is smell on sun tan lotion and everyone uses sun block now.

ok I will look into it.

small item from my media worked but not copy/paste

shouldn't pull with any oil---rub lightly and usually on pork.....

You are fine, but we are off track on the tools now. Where does the wrench go?

And the doctor obvious award goes to the guy driving by. But thanks for trying to help. My wife has a great sense of humor and we are fine. I "attempt to get lucky" daily so she knows I still find her atractive when she has same hair doo as uncle fester. Gifts are so she feels special still. Dinner is cause I am hungry and she really can't taste anything. If anyone reads anything about my mrs without smiling then they missed the boat or joke.

Bought sapphire and diamonds bracelet today. She said thanks. How do I get her to do the other part? I shower daily, do everything she asks, always hold door and take her to dinner everyday since March (she cant smell good now so no big desire to eat/cook). Think those panties are sewn on as I cant get them down. I even tried a sexy dance in my underwear...didn't go over as planned. If she had a stress ball it would probably be thrown at my head, blanket makes her nap, MP3 or book to ignore me in the room, healing stones.....same as the ball

Time to shave your legs!

I don't understand any of last three posts. Even Google cant translate.

copy and paste doesn't work for me on this site. I can do it for reports or documents and emails too. Guess its in the security settings for internet. Still using Internet Explorer.

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Action bought the pimp suit. Sgt was taking trips Babs got something I cant rmember Tracey and Jen did shoes I think Ava was music or books at beginning, fuzzy there. I started with little items I normally passed on, desert or book. Small tool. Moved up to bigger tool box, or bike parts...

I have some air tools but rarely use them. Most motorcycle stuff I do by hand as to not strip or break anything. Most bolts or nuts are 5/8 or smaller. Even on truck I use hand tools except for wheel lugs. Got to t love that zip sound on air gun.

I like to tell newbies to reward themselves for the work they put into a quit. Did a thread of starting now back when I quit, after one hour I bought a sandwich where I don't normally eat. Day two of my quit I bought two magazines because I could not decide which one. Mrs says "you quit smoking, buy both, you deserve it" So I think most people don't have someone realize how hard those days are at beginning unless they were a smoker once. And who is going to buy you an ice cream on day three at lunch? You. After a while the rewards get bigger, shoes at a week. English translation book for islanders. Whatever. But how big have you gone and what point? Vacations. Pimp suit? What did you reward yourself with and when? I did invest about 1000 bucks in go fast parts for my Harley at six months but probably was going to do it anyways. Thought I wanted new truck and always said if i quit for a year I would. Didn't want to smoke in new truck but at year plus, still haven't done it. Still like the current 12 year old F350 crew cab with a honking 6.8 liter v10 motor because it is a monster and scares the idiots away in most situations. But I think at two years I might do it.

Good job. What reward you got planned?

Awesome

I got you didn't read.....

Father's Day fat reserves building. Two donuts so far, beer and brats later.

Quack

I never read it, just quit by saying NOPE. I like what would Evel Knievel Do when out riding.

George and Nancy always did well but I cant figure this stuff out. Happy unicorns farting rainbows with congratulations written in sparkly letters. I try to post a picture and I get its over 12kb and don't fit. I keep shrinking my photo till I got a copy at 12kb and its so small its not worth posting. Someone post a simple instruction on how to take a normal 123kb photo and place it here. Or how to be a fancy pants on the congrats stuff. Or how to link a u-tube video.

nice to see you

I have a pokey here at work and do like the hokey pokey dance too. no facial hair. grew a mushtashe when in the Army. 18 years old, maybe 7 hairs on each side. 1st Sgt walking an inspection stops at me and starts looking me up and down, says to me "whats that?" (they were allowed but had a regulation on size and trimming) I say in my strongest voice "My mustache" He laughes and walks off...leaves...quits the inspection and laughes his way to the front of formation. Not a military walk off to the front like he is done, more of a stroll off like its the funniest thing he ever heard. I was treated like a hero by everyone later. Free beers and everything cause I got him to laugh and nobody got in trouble or failed the inspection.... So my mustache ability is very low. If I was a body builder I wouldn't need to shave anything but legs (Do that for kinky fun). Smooth everywhere. Guys at work told me I needed a bra other day. Told them it was called a chest and if they worked harder and longer at gym they will grow one too.

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