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Easy to list things I like

Good job and I like to see the burrito dodge anything and it miss

Good job and I like to see the burrito dodge anything and it miss

We forget how dangerous food and smokin can be. Or we think it won't be us. Hope his family is ok

Weight same as April so time off wasn't so bad. It just moved from chest and arms to lower parts. Back in gym

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I put in a cam and dyno tune. Picked up about 20 hp and 20 pounds of torque. Did work myself last winter. Runs nice all over. Not a rocket like yours but fast enough to get in trouble and better than 90% of the Harley's out there.

Two. Sticks are kicking ass

Why do they set a time to be at office only to sit and wait when you arrive? How can the people move so slow and seem to be doing nothing at all behind the window? I think back to Army with the hurry up and wait attitude. Could run twice as many people through and still be doing nothing. Why? If they did more would they catch up an run out of people?

Double click the mouse

All normal. But people really are basically needy puppies full of irritating qualities. Moving bags a germs and smells which are meant to force others to be attracted or repelled. They are just repulsive most of the time and annoying anytime they open their mouth. Have a nice day.

Maybe busy moving

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Easy as pie

It's not a crave. Go rub one off to take care of ich

19. Come on joe

Beer. I thought you were the perfect woman till you said that. Cat posts

Five months. Keep marching. Your doing fine

Keep marching. Awesome. No go spank babbles

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I forgot a few (joe and justsomedude...paul) on purpose. These are the good guys, with cute avatars of cats and family or smiles. I wont talk about those dudes because they are part of the master plan. Women have changed them. Like taking the claws out of a bear. The women don't really follow them because they aren't a project. Women want a project man, one to mold to their liking.

Check the rewards thread for more info on the girls in here. Nancy has blocked my ability to link or copy and paste. She thinks she can change me still.

Eggs come free...its the gals who like to "change" men usually. The ones who were slightly bad or trouble makers themselves, but want a bad boy to act good in public. Now the Action followers like the sensitive guys with so many feelings they make guys like me want to punch them. Those guys are sneaky who pretend to be "a friend" while working their master evil plan. These girls really hope he is that nice but know its not possible. Dreamers Then the Jimmy girls, he is the wounded puppy type. Girls want to help because he is helpless type...pure sneaky. These girls want to help anything, they not kill bugs, they push them out the door. Or the Scottt gals- oh you fatboy who lost weight. So happy to knit sweaters together, yuk. All caring like action but sneaky too. Same type girl- dreamers ... the Sgt troop of window lickers. I like to meet a woman in real life who will take orders and call me the boss. Dream on Sgt- they are messing with you. These don't exist. MQ cheerleaders- they are pretty special too. Special education. his logs of working out and stuff would drive a woman crazy. On line he is a prize, but let those smelly gym clothes and drooling dogs get on the clean carpet and see what the girls write then. The girls would be the yelling type in short time. Yeah, he can have them. Cross dressing Stu- bet his girls like to put make up on him too. The golf thing is a toss up, some women just want him out of the house for some peace, others get pissed at his coming home drunk in a skirt with lipstick approach to life. This girl could be anyone, anyone with patience and sharing, sharing clothes and lipstick. ROb F- I guess he is like a rock star- smaller following but more stalker like qualities to them, piercings and tattoos on exposed areas. But the eggs- these are the dangerous girls of the whole board. Secret bad asses with such a friendly name. Their tattoos are from before they were called tramp stamps. They are hidden on inner thighs and back ends. Ankles and bellies. These girls go to church, but used to sneak out back with a boy when nobody noticed. Eggs rule but they are free.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

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