When celebrating my 25th anniversary, I looked at my wife and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago, I lived in a one-room apartment, watched a 15-inch
black-and-white TV, and drove a rusty old car. But, every night,
I slept with a gorgeous blonde. But, now you're ageing, and I figure
you're not keeping up your appearance like you did all those years ago,
and I'm not too happy about that."
My wife looked back at me and said, "It's true I may not be what I used to be in the looks department but, if you sleep with a gorgeous blonde tonight, I'll see that, once again, you're living in a one-room apartment, watching a 15-inch, black-and-white TV,
and driving a rusty, old car."