My only regret is that I have but two middle fingers to give.
This guy, I'll call him chucklenuts to protect his anonymity, got his feelings hurt because I declined his invitation to the Super Bowl party him and his wife are hosting. I politely declined, but he persisted with a line of stupid questioning. So I had to explain that I don't enjoy Super Bowl parties. I like football and want to watch the game not the commercials. Besides that, I'm not a fan of forced merriment. Long story short, he's all huffy now and thinks I'm a jerk. A middle finger for that guy.
All of these people who are apoplectic about the current state of politics and won't shut up about it. Look, I get it...I disagree with a lot of stuff the government does and I'm not a fan of the Democrats or Republicans. The thing is, I don't interject my opinions into every conversation and demand that people listen to my grievances when they've got other things on their mind. And I certainly don't block traffic standing in the middle of the road regurgitating some stupid chant. Who has time for that shit? A big middle finger to the whole lot of 'em.
I would also like to extend a middle finger to this computer. Updates. Notices. I need to restart the computer. Would you like to shut the computer down now? No...would you like me to remind you later? Leave me alone computer, I've had about enough of your nagging.