REZ

2 days to go or 2 thumbs up to you!

You have come so far lace! From the early days to today, WOW!!! Happy for you and remember: Measure twice & Cut once! :ph34r:

Bakon, you can scratch off #8 and 9 on your list, REZ already knows Tracey's gender ;) and as #7 any place can be boring even Pittsburgh i'm told but its who your with that can make any boring place fun :) Now Evelyn, Monkeys - What?? :huh: Like Action says, need few days to work on my list! B)

Poor Rez is happy Rez :) Foot ball what? :huh:

Congratulation to you and the misses! Always better to celebrate with somebody together!

4 to go, that's the day after the day after the day after tomorrow i think?

Yes, playing is more fun then watching! TPBM is going jogging today!

Very Special! TPBM had a good Christmas?

No but would like to! TPBM is up early today!

a emergency came over the radio that a cat was .........

Days off from work!

This year I am! Party package with the works and room! TPBM has coffee every day!

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For me it was: You have to want to quit smoking more then you want to smoke! & I just got tired of trying to quitting and failing!

Good Luck Joe!

Lets all yell Yahoooo! and Nope for today!

All is normal, nothing to worry about. It will go away and all will be right in your world as a non smoker!

Merry Christmas Fay!

Merry Christmas buddy, One day we will have a beer together!

What do you say about a guy who beings a smile and chuckle to everybody here no matter where in the world they are at or how they are feeling, Who gives support to everyone here, Who supported and stood my his wife in her time of need and continues to do so Who rides a motorcycle and has a new Ford 4x4 Who likes lots of beer, farts a lot, flirts and likes dogs Who picks crumbs off is belly and eats them as he's laying on the couch Who leaves the toilet seat up Who can now see his toes and other parts of his body over his belly now that he is working out Who gave up his porn star career to become a policeman Who still table dances on his days off when not on the "Sexy Talk Hot Line" Who sings and shakes his booty in the shower to "like a virgin" Who has a picture of Pee Wee Herman in his wallet next to his wife's Who lives in his own world so he can make fun of ours Who picks his butt or nose when nobody is looking or thinks nobody is looking Who lives at the end of a rainbow in other words, in a rust belt city like myself Who best friend is the remote then dog Who grumbles about doing house work, that's because he is wearing an apron! Who falls in love with himself every time he stands in front of a mirror in heels Who watches Saturday morning cartoons and plays dress up with his dogs Who can make a straw go in one nostril and out the other Who looks up to Al Bundy from married with children Who has a lifetime subscription to "BIG'UNS" Who shaves his beard and legs everyday Who loves cats! Who someday will meet up with at the Myrtle Beach bike rally MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! Anything think of anything I missed?

Bakon, Its not poor rez, its rich rez because my life has been very rich since Tracey has come it to it! My Christmas stocking is filled with love, fun, and laughter! Would not change anything about her or her parts! ;)

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Doughnuts Drapes Doorbell

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a policeman passing up a doughnut shop when he could.....