El Bandito

I am El Bandito. The cross dresser. Elton John. Neither a Rocket Scientist nor a Brain Surgeon, I am a Rocket Surgeon. Will generally answer to most things, Fatboy, Scooby. El Bandito comes from golf, where as a beginner, I could occasionally play brilliantly. Now I play off 13 at about 13... Formed my own company, to create my own job title; Group Operations Director, or God for short. Then sold the company and am now writing books. (I hope) Real name is Stuart Lennon, (hence the website) Once a prolific poster, who used this site to hang on by my fingernails, I post a little less now. Stopping smoking was an excellent decision, one that I am proud of. I come here to remind myself how important it is....oh and to read the porky wisdom of Bakon.

The lido deck has reached the lido deck.... Off for a lie down. I'm Spartacus.

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Great work.

Good work.

Good work! Congratulations!

NOPE

Nope

3 days! Wow.

Nice work Evelyn!

Good work Rowly! Congratulations

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Hey Tyme. Sounds like you are having a time of it. Great advice above. My moods went nutty, but then calmed down. For what it's worth, you are doing great and I believe it will soon feel great too. Keep on keepin on!

Quack.

Welcome back. Muppet Good practice quit. You can do this Laura.

Hey Evelyn. Well done resisting. Seasonal triggers. We all get them. Remember, your friend desperately wants to be where you are. You quit. You used to smoke. Now you don't. Triggers will come. You will ignore them. Just like the sun always rises and always sets. Nice to see a bit of Spring though isn't it?

Nope

Sneaked in early, then sneaked out again...

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Nice work Redser

Change diet Change job Take a vacation!

Why of course it is.

Zero

Need a crane to get me up of the effing step now.....