El Bandito

......And Colleen is a beautiful name

A golfer who is generally not very good - but who suddenly plays better in competition is known as a bandit..... I like to get my retaliation in first ;)

Just in addition - it is only a matter of time before Bakon stumbles upon this thread.... Brace yourselves! :wacko:

Its like having a benevolent uncle knocking around... Actually more of a 'Macho Fairy' :wub: You just make a wish...and up he pops, waves his wand (ooo-er missus) and shazam "your wish is my command"... MQ - I hereby dub you MF. Bassman? Can we give our hero a theme song?

More BEAUTIFUL people!!! It's a good job that I have an almost indestructible ego B) All these beautiful people knocking about...enough to give a boy a complex.. You tube stuff - haven't a Scooby..sorry!

You are very welcome! :)

Hey SG - no expert, but I suspect it may not be IBS. La Bandita and I are both quit - some days the dog looks like he wants to leave home..... The Gas is the Gas! Mine is beginning to calm down now - and I am getting ontop of diet now...

Right... First go into your profile. Edit my profile. Signature. Under the Edit box there is a little tick box - "Enable HTML": that needs to be ticked. Then go to the site Tracey posted. Create the ticker. Copy Paste into you signature. Bingo I hope! you need to have the box ticked BEFORE you paste in the link....

Dunno... ill have a bash and come back to you...

Wow Bassman! Congratulations - this must deserve a song!

One minute at a time then One hour at a time One day at a time Before you know it - its done. Education is as Paul said is the cornerstone.

Golf Tees what is the last movie you saw at a theatre?

Pancakes Red wine or white wine?

20 - yeah baby

Bear hug for Upside down Soozie too.... Hey Action - you're not getting all the hugging action!

No Ma'am. Im just over here making tea. Very quietly. Very very quietly. Honest.

Action - this new Pic is working for you...hugs all round! So - big bear hug for Evelyn - tough day grieving JaJaSue and bairns Trish the insomniac and Ross Handsome Beast exhausted from hugging

Morning! I think you may have copied the wrong one in... I have gone ticker-free since they put the ad in...very liberating. Great to see you here

Sounds like you need a mid afternoon activity...its all this extra time that we get gifted as non smokers... So - some ideas: 1. Music? Learn an instrument? 2. Painting - a home painting course? 3. Interior design - as above but on the walls! 4. Sewing / crafts? 5. Cordon Bleu cookery? Hubbie will like... 6. Pole dancing ;) (Tell hubby he owes me big time if you go for this one!) 7. Blogging? I think you turn mid-afternoon slump into mid afternoon new hobby time... Now - GO TO SLEEP :D

Absolutely Upsdidedown Pip.. Shall I be Mother? One lump or two? How do you feel about a crumpet?

17

Please tell me not together......

Sorry to hear that...tried the whole exercise / fresh air thing?

Am I the only one slowly tiptoeing backwards away from the screen? very very scary ladies here just very very quietly move back away ​shhhhh....don't wake the cranky ones...

Yeah ^^^^^^^^^^^^ I have absolutely no idea what most of that means - but it sounds pretty good to me.