El Bandito

Where do you live, where would you like to live if somewhere else?

What do you do for work? Do you enjoy it?

Hi Seaton, where you from?

Where do you live? Is it where you come from?

Describe your perfect day.

Fantastic work. Well done Evelyn! Congratulations.

Whereabouts in the Netherlands are you? What is it like there?

I will join you Evelyn. (Great work on the week!) NOPE for me.

Favorite single malt? Would be like choosing a favourite child. Probably more Speyside than Island...Highland Park would be up there. Smooth is what I look for. Fry up. Irish/Scottish style, so Black Pudding, white pudding a must. Toast not fried bread. Back bacon, sausage (quire or otherwise) eggs fried, scrambled, poached - then mushrooms, tomatoes, beans...all sort of options! My fave - Pasta. Watching an Italian make pasta sauce is an education! La Bandita - The English Sunday roast... Ironic!

See ya Porky. Be good.

Ross. Happy Anniversary! When will you wear a kilt and report back? Might I suggest a wedding? Try it and learn. Hire one. Talk about Scottish ancestry a few generations back. Just trust me.

Nothing at all. However, Ross trust me on this, wear a kilt. You will understand. Good Lord. A lot to choose from. I can be a terrible listener. I want to hear the problem, present a solution and move on. La Bandita doesn't need the solution..she needs someone to listen. Amends? I try to keep ahead of the game on credits ;-) Yes. Regrettably no.

Hmmmmm Safely returned. A few pints onboard. Lovely.

My legs and bum always look fab ;)

Eagle - Abbotts Ann - I'll be there about 7!

Lets get a mod to set one up..... Oh wait....

Shaved my legs once. Itchy when it grows back. Other Rugby players laugh at you. High heels - nope. Look painful to me.

On the lady front.. The Bandit thinks the Sarge is punching above his weight... Pretty lady! Are the shorts/pants to be replaced? Is this their swan song?

any time Tiger

Fair point well made. Drink what you like!

Joyfully - the world is full of beautiful golf courses. I have played in Norcal - including Pebble and that is gorgeous - but nowhere, I mean nowhere beats Scotland for Golf.

I'll be with you in spirit. Gonna nip to my local for a pint of Betty Stoggs... (Proper Beer)

Pass. I'll ask La Bandita.

Apart. I do like a wafting breeze