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-10 - thats tomorrow DD One for me and one for La B

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-11 Hey DD - not stable time?

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You da Man Action. Great work.

eh? WhaddImiss?

Robert?

Valet Parking? Joe - you are going to find England so disappointing. Hand over your keys in England and they will drive your car a LONG LONG way away... I'm thinking a little side roll, use the momentum to come up into a karate-style crouch before winking at the nearest lady and saying "One can never be too careful, you know. Would you mind taking me to the bar so that I might buy you a Bollinger Grand Annee?"

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Thanks Chrysalis. Good point. I have never driven one - so hopefully I will know tomorrow whether I care or not!

-11 Joe see new thread on mid life crisis

Hello all! Essentially I am just an ordinary, run of the mill, tubby, skirt-wearing, brain scientist, rocket surgeon. :D Last month - I sold my business. I wasn't the majority shareholder - but owned a fair chunk. So - I have done OK. With luck, if I can prise the taxman's fingers off the cash, having done all of the sensible things, I will be buying La Bandita a nice shiney car and then this brings me then to my subject. Mid-forties, taking some 'more time with my family' - it strikes me as being time for a mid life crisis. I have considered taking up pole dancing, parachuting, moving in on Action's Pimping...but they all seem too much like hard work... So - I'm thinking, nice little sportscar. Porky - I have considered the Harley option but; a. On these sceptered isles, a lot of water falls out of the skies b. Where would I put the golf bats? (This is a rhetorical question Bakon. Please don't answer it) b. I have the natural balance of a Hippo on rollerblades - I just can't see the motorbike thing ending well B) So - I'm thinking... La Bandita and I are going test driving tomorrow...(both for one of these and a proper car) Questions will be: 1. Is there anyway the rocket surgeon can enter and exit the car without a crane and preserving his modesty 2. Will he appear... a: a Geroge Clooney-esque man of a certain age with a fetching roadster? b: a desperate-looking Hefner esque slime ball?

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-10 On fire cocktail girl. Big win the weekend before last! Not played since :)

-10 Good moaning

-11...oh dear, headache time again..

-10 Mornin 'All

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