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what do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? doyouthinkhesawraus!

I love silly jokes the sillier the better they have me rolling on the floor in laughter no matter what and colleen is dying to share her stick joke ;) lets get laughing :D :lol: :laugh2: :laugh1: :lol2: or not LOL one of my favourites: what do you call a donkey with 1 leg? wonkey! what do you call a donkey with 1 leg and 1 eye? winkey wonkey!

awww nancy how horrid those are worse when they seem so real but you sweetie are on the top steps just about to step on the lido deck :) xxx

Going to try theses but not wileys sorry but trying to loose weight lol xx

Throw the ******* paint at them x

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******* wankers Marti you just keep on what you are doing and **** em!! Go and do something nice for yourself We know how hard you are working This moment will pass hun deep breaths time out needed xx

I totally get where you are Marti but when the blood cools down you will have your hands on the handlebars again vent vent vent it takes the sting out the moment xx

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Colleen you are looking fab well done your hard work has paid off I can't believe the transformation you must be thrilled :)

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Does anyone have any good smoothies recipes? I have some e book recipes but quite frankly most of then sound disgusting I have experimented with my own creations but some have been disastrous and look and taste like swamp water lol This morning's one wasn't too bad water melon, Orange, peach and kale If you have any tasty recipes I would appreciate the share :)

1 brought two pairs bargain even better his and her flip flops looks great might need to shave my toes though

0 Stu I bet you lifted the kilt and it tried to commit suicide thinking it was a grass snake ;)

Morning sex burns more calories :)

I am glad he is alive so he can be held accountable unlike Jimmy saville who got away with it and left all the back lash to his poor family These people used to be my childhood heros Sickos!!!!

Scott whether you knew it or not you being around in my early days helped a lot thank you I am so pleased how things have turned around for you Great post and a true inspiration Make sure you drop in for your celebrations :) Jeez 80 to 100 miles a week on a bicycle really??? My car doesn't even do that mileage and if I did that on a bike I would need a butt transplant! Good for you x

Fantastic, congratulations sue you did awesome chick xx

Fantastic henna you are rocking it girl xx

Congratulations half a year Yahoo Thanks for all you do for the celebrations Great to have you around hun x

Awesome Ron that's half a ruddy year mate :) Now speed your butt back here Congratulations suchagreatguy x

Holy mackerel that's disgusting, funny how before we would not take any notice of such things Now if anyone romances they have to get a spoon and tuck into that bucket as that's pretty much what we used to put inside our bodies no difference except the outfit/casing And here I was disgusted I had a McDonald's today As they say romance is dead

Bloody Nora Stu LMAO :angry:

I confess to having a clean fairy (that's what we had to call it as children :) But owning a pair of flip flops I also confess to bruising ones fairy when falling off bicycle while doing a backy(2 people) when told not to, that took some explaining as I was 9 Also confess to showing my fairy to cousin when I was 5 and he was 7 I can't remember it but he always reminds me the little git! As I got older I then called fairy my foo foo :) Why I am confessing this I confess I don't know

Stop posting on this thread as I keep having to check it lol especially as the title is in capital letters :)