ChRiSpY

Different Strokes for different folks. Congrats.

2nd for me... Like A Boss!!!

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Get busy doing something else. You will forget about it.

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Negative. TPBM has had sex reassignment surgery

I am Chris (dangler... unless it is cold :huh: ) I enjoy flowers... sipping margaritas by the pool... smooth jazz and long walks on the beach I am the father of 2 (15 boy natural... 8 girl Step daughter) I did not marry my baby mama because I did not like her... hence I did not get married until I was 37. I have coached every baseball and soccer team my son has played on..until this year... I had to let go.. mid-life crisis time Have you ever seen the movie.. Office Space? That is my work environment.... I am pursuing other interests currently My adult beverage of choice is beer. Been drinking too much of it and had to put myself in a time out. Have not drank in 5 weeks. kinda like it. I am a sports nutjob. Dallas Cowboys... Notre Dame Fighting Irish.... Chicago Cubs (Look out this year) and Chicago Bulls I got married and bought my dream house...and have not stopped working on it since. Can't wait to downgrade :D The boy's sports (practices and games keep me busy...but when I can... I enjoy playing golf and softball I am not religious...although I do have some beliefs...just don't practice Trying to practice meditation on the regular... trying to calm myself down and only focus on the real stuff One of my major hobbies is working in the yard I work hard and play harder Went on my first cruise when I got married and now I am hooked.... planning another for 2015 1 tattoo Used to have several piercings.. but no more... too old I am on QT too much during work hours :P This year I had my first post 40 yrs old physical...wow...that was and unpleasant surprise I spent 6 years in college for a 4 year degree I think humor is the spice of life That is all ...for now.

There are people who don't believe in fairies and unicorns???? Fools.

Waiting sucks.... sorry.

Rain...I am sick and tired of snow...need to move south Turkey or anything else for your xmas meal

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Never. When was the last time you cried?

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You got it

Nice title... for a Christmas themed "movie"

I thought I was going to see a pict of Bakon.

Put on your yamulke It's time for Chanukah Once again it's onaka The miracle of Chanukah Chanukah is the Festival of Lights One day of presents? Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights But if you fell like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you So here comes number three Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing So does Lenny's pall Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with dairy Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie? We've got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigelow I'm Jewish Put on your yamulke, here comes Chanukah The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmoniaca Celebrates Chanukah Osama Bin Laden Not a big fan of the Jews Well maybe that 's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes-Her mama's Jewish Houdini and David Blaine escape strait jackets with such precision But the one thing they could not get out of-their painful circumcision Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish but a full-time Oscar winner Jennifer Connely's half Jewish, too, and I'd like to put some more in her There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrel, Beck and Paula Abdul Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school Hey, Natalie Portmanika? It's time to celebrate Chanukah? I hope you get an abtronika On this joyful, toyful Chanukah So get a high colonika And soil your long Johnikas If you really, really wannaka? Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,... Happy Chanukah!

It is not a trigger for me... but I can understand if it is for you. It makes one think about smoking when sometimes all you want to do is forget about it. Different strokes for different folks. As long as you are not smoking... mission complete. Keep on keepin on.

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19 I can tell the difference PS. No I can't

Love the drive in when the weather is nice. Beer or Liquor

A hitch... some new work clothes.... a new coffee maker... the wife and I are skipping gifts this year and putting money down on a cruise. PS. Just cause we are skipping xmas gifts, doesn't mean the "kids" don't over do it on her. She hates it when I do that. What is the best xmas gift that you have ever received?