Sarah
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Good luck. Zero. Again
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Zero! And yes, I look awesome in red!
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I agree! I'm not complaining! And they seemed very nice! Just wish they were say, under 50!? Also I've never had 2 guys ask me out in one day!
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I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what. Never again.
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I saw a TV for sake for £1, volume stuck in full. I thought, you can't turn that down
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A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train, when it happened he was chuffed to bits
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I saw this bloke trying to chat up a cheetah and I though "he's trying to pull a fast one"
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So I had a dream last night I was cutting carrots with the grim reaper... Dicing with death.
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Just been a good day! Wearing nice shoes, nice underwear, nice dress, feel slim, healthy and generally good. And, had 2 guys ask me out today! Which is nice, just a shame they weren't in the age bracket (or waistline bracket) I'm really shooting for. I'm probably being picky!
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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2 fish in a tank, one says to the other, how do you drive this thing ?
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2 parrots on a perch, one says to the other, can you smell fish?
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