Actual headline from the New York Post: "90 Day Fiance Star Retires From Selling Farts After Heart Attack Scare."
Stephanie Matto, 31, enterprising "fartepreneur" (there's a reason I always go with the New York Post on stories like this) was eating a steady diet of hardboiled eggs, beans, and protein shakes to stay in a constant state of gassiness. Say what you will, but she really committed to the bit. Long story short, her gas pains became so intense she thought she was having a heart attack and went to the hospital.
Miss Matto's fart-for-pay days came to an abrupt halt following the health scare. She still makes a good dime with some online subscription service she has doing unspeakable things for thirsty boys on the internet. She was selling her farts in a jar for $1,000 a poot.
Now I can't focus on anything else. So many dad jokes bouncing around in my head...
These gas prices are out of control!
Inflation....Am I right? Back in my day you could buy a jug of farts for ten-bucks.