Having the last laugh.
I heard the whispers. The dismissive giggling at my expense. What is Boo's deal? Is he one of those crazy survivalists? I heard he goes down to Costco every month and fills his truck up with supplies. Even heard a so-called friend say: "It's just a matter of time before Boo ends up in a bunker with a shotgun and a shit-load of canned foods."
Now the virus scare is in full effect and I'm hearing reports of shortages and outages of basic essentials. Meanwhile, me and Sugar Britches are busy taking inventory here at the Casa de Boo.
I may be crazy, but there's method to my madness.