Confession: My grandma taught me to always carry a stamp in my purse, just in case (No a stamp isn't what aussies call a condom, that would be franga, or dinger, or raincoat, c0(k sock), because you never know when you will need to send something.....except anytime i was down the pisser and was shitfaced and they had those cardboard beer coaster thingies I'd scab a biro from the bar (or one of those little keno pencils if I was at the sport club or rsl) and i'd turn the coaster thinging into a postcard and stick the stamp on it and drunk mail it to someone, somewhere.... usually someone I knew and not some random from the phone book, but not always.